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rjmcgee · The Hammer Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 2328

Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the
local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in
the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late
realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He
swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom
course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.

Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to
a stop. The officer, approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth
he was doing. Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the
officer stops him mid sentence and says, "Fer Chris sakes, Paddy,
that's yer air freshener!"

84transam383 · Banned Joined: 25 Jan 2004 Posts: 431 Location: bend, or

hahahahahahaah

good one

Project_1986_TA · Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 1:48 am Post subject:

90RSrocks · Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 10:46 am Post subject:

As an Irishman, I feel I must speak up and protest this garbage. I am insulted by the perpetuation of the myth that we are all a bunch of useless bumbling drunkards put here on earth for your amusement. I detest such stereotypical views, as they do nothing but hurt people in the long run. Sad

You couldn't treat other minorites like this without an outcry from many sides, so why do you feel it's appropriate to treat the Irish like a disposable punch-line? That is just rediculous.

If you would think a little before posting such inflammatory comments, it would prevent you from future public embarassments. I always thought you were a nice guy, which compounded my surprise and dissapointment at the insensativity of your "joke." Evil or Very Mad

Just messing with you Ramrod. That was some funny shizzle! Very Happy

Midnight Sun · Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 2:02 am Post subject:

90RSrocks · Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 3:06 am Post subject:

That's why I put it way down there so people wouldn't see it until after they read everything else. Razz

Jenn · Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:51 am Post subject:

Xophertony · Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:59 am Post subject:

as a half irish person, and former catholic i think this is prety funny. not as good as rods though:

Two Irish municipal workers in boston are repairing a large pothole. this pothole happens to be in front of a house known in the area to be a brothel. they are working hard when suddenly one says to the other, "Shamus, would you look at that, isn't that the Mormon deacon going in to the cat house"?

"i believe it is patty, it's a real shame a man of the cloth going in to a house of ill repute like that, we best stick to our work"

about an hour later
"patty, now the Jewish rabbi is going in"!

"that's not something we aught to be seeing Shamus, a man of god going into a brothel, we best get back to work"

not more then fifteen minutes later:
"Shamus, you are not going to believe it, look"!

"is that the protestant minister, all the clergy of Boston are sinning here. we best finish up this pothole and be on our way"

as they are packing up the truck:
"Patty look, that's father McGregory from our catholic church"

"what an awefull occurrence Shamus, one of those poor girls must have died"