Cascade Crew

[alloy]

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her Father that
they learned about the history of Christmas. "Since Christmas is for Christians and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a Christmas card?

Melissa's father thinks a bit, and then says, "No, I don't think God
would get mad. Who do you want to give a Christmas card to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says. . . . . "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock. . .?"Well", she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a card, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent cards to Osama, he'd
love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to
tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could blow the **** out of him."

[Sellmanb]

HAHAH

[Midnight Sun]

hahaha.

I love jokes that just completely turn around for the punchline