Cascade Crew

[rjmcgee]

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
>
> BARACK OBAMA:
> The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
> CHANGE! The chicken
> wanted CHANGE!
>
> JOHN MC CAIN:
> My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
> recognized the need to
> engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on
> the other side of
> the road.
>
> HILLARY CLINTON:
> When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
> chicken to cross the
> road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure
> -- right from Day
> One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance
> it deserves to cross
> the road. But then, this really isn't about me . . .
>
> NANCY PELOSI:
> The chicken crossed the road because he was stressed out
> from all the energy
> crisis discussion and needed a vacation. Gas doesn't
> cost $6 a gallon yet, so
> a vacation to destress is much more important.
>
> DR. PHIL:
> The problem we have here is that this chicken won't
> realize that he must
> first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the
> road before it goes after the
> problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we
> need to do is help him realize
> how stupid he's acting by not taking on his
> 'CURRENT' problems before adding
> 'NEW' problems.
>
> OPRAH:
> Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems,
> which is why he wants
> to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
> learn from his
> mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
> going to give this chicken
> a car so that he can just drive across the road and not
> live his life like
> the rest of the chickens.
>
> GEORGE W. BUSH:
> We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
> We just want to know
> if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The
> chicken is either
> against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
>
> COLIN POWELL:
> Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
> satellite image of the
> chicken crossing the road...
>
> ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
> We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have
> not yet been
> allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
>
> JOHN KERRY:
> Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am
> now against it! It
> was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
> chicken's intentions. I
> am not for it now, and will remain against it.
>
> NANCY GRACE:
> That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You
> can see it in his eyes
> and the way he walks.
>
> PAT BUCHANAN:
> To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
>
> DR SEUSS:
> Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
> toad? Yes, the chicken
> crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
> told.
>
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
> To die in the rain. Alone.
>
> JERRY FALWELL:
> Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the
> plain truth? That's why
> they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends,
> that chicken is gay. And if
> you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we
> boycott all chickens
> until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media
> whitewashes with
> seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.'
> That chicken should not be
> crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
>
> GRANDPA:
> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
> road. Somebody told us
> the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
>
> JOHN LENNON:
> Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
> together, in peace.
>
> AL SHARPTON:
> Why are all the chickens white? We need some black
> chickens.
>
> BILL CLINTON:
> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
> definition of
> chicken?
>
> AL GORE:
> I invented the chicken!
>
> COLONEL SANDERS:
> Did I miss one?
>
> DICK CHENEY:
> Where's my gun?

[83Z28BlackBetty]

funny!

[DBL_TKE]

haha, that's pretty good.

[Xophertony]

Bill O'Riley (Bilbo the clown): To escape the liberal media that was on his original side of the road, which i remind you sir, is poisoning the people of this great nation with propaganda.. Welcome to the "No Spin Zone" little chicken.


Harvey Kushner: to escape the Nazi's on that side of the road.