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alloy T56 Elitist
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Joined: 25 Jan 2004 Posts: 1716 Location: Vancouver, WA
1987 Chevrolet Camaro IROC-Z
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 8:41 am Post subject: ole |
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Ole
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So anyvay, late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, "I tink its time!" So
Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have
their first baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole
and said, "Hey, Ole! You yust had a son! Ain't dat great! "
Vell, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and he said,
Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor den held up a little girl.
He said, "Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!" She's a pretty little ting, too
... Ole got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said, "Holey Moley
Ole, we still ain't done yet!"
The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Ole, you yust had youself
another boy!" Ole was flabbergasted by this news!
A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children home in
the self propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena, "How
come we got tree on the first try?"
Lena said, "You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out
in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
Ole said, "Yeah, I do. Uffda!, it's a darn good ting I didn't get the
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Schultzy89GTA M.R.A. (11sec Club)
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Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 4415 Location: Gresham, OR
1989 Pontiac GTA
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) _________________ Red Sled: 89 GTA, 383, TKO, N2O
12.73 @ 109.39, 1.793 60 \ 11.794 @ 121.16, 1.62 60 (old combo) |
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Dewey316 The Lama
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Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 7295 Location: Bringing the tech
1990 Chevrolet Camaro RS
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 8:01 am Post subject: |
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That is too funny. |
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Twilightoptics Hardcore (12sec Club)
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Joined: 13 Jan 2004 Posts: 9191 Location: Auburn , WA
1987 Chevrolet Camaro IROC-Z
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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Gasoline.... Vasoline... it's all da same eh? |
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