Cascade Crew

[blue89]

CHEVROLET

Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time.

I got this one from my dad. Does anyone else know any other ones?

[91RSVert]

Well tell your dad to get the F^(ked Over Rebuilt Dodge outta your way


Ive heard a few over the years, but nothing sticks to my brain.

[Quasi-Traction]

FORD:

Flipped over Racing Dodges
F--ker Only Runs Downhill
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
For Our Retarded Daughter
First On Race Day
Found On Roadside Dead
Foward Only, Reverse Defective
Fireball on Rear Denting
Fix or Repair Daily
Fix or Recycle Dilhema
Fiscally Obsolete Racing Device
Free Or Reduced Drastically

CHEVROLET:

Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks, Every Time
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

CHEVY:

Cheap Heap Earns Vatos Yearning

CAMARO:

Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One
Can't America Make A Real One
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang Always Repaired Often

GM:

General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Goofy's Manufacturing


PONTIAC:

Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car

OLDSMOBILE:

Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

BUICK:

Big Ugly Invention Children Kick
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

[fiveoformula]

PONTIAC-
PeopleOnNarcoticsThinkItsAChevy

[91RSVert]

I have another for Pontiac, but not sure how others are on here about racism, so I wont post it.

GM:
Goofys Managing



I like that first Old's one

[Schultzy89GTA]

We basically don't think that it belongs on our boards so thank you for exercising good judgement!



-Schultzy

[Al Hasse]

I found these here..

http://www.1motormart.com/acronyms.htm


CHEVROLET

* Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
* Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping
* Can't Help Every Valve Rattles Or Leaks Every Time!
* Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
* Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
* Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
* Cheap Hastily Engineered Vehicle Running On Luck Every Time
* Cheap Hazardous Expensive Vehicle Runs On Luck Every Time
* Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
* Clutch Hangs, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
* Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
* Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
* Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
* Crap Heap Enormously Vulnerable Runs On Luck Every Time
* Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time

CHEVY

* Can Hear Every Valve Yell
* Can't Have Every Vehicle, Yankee
* Charged HEaVilY
* Cheapest Heap Ever Viewed Yet
* Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
* Crap Heap Enormously Vulnerable Yearly
* Cruddy Hick Engine Very Yucky


CAMARO

* Calling All Mechanics - Another Required Overhaul
* Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
* Can't America Make A Real One?
* Crapped Another Motor, Another Rear Obliterated
* Crappy American Machine Always Requires Oil


PONTIAC

* People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy
* Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadillac
* Pretty Overpriced Not That I Am Concerned
* Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities

[RSFreak]