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rjmcgee
The Hammer
Joined: 08 Jan 2004
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 Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:48 pm Post subject: Weed out terrorists |
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Found this of craigslist and thought I would pass it on.( My luck it's already 2 years old)
You know where I'll be Saturaday. 
| Quote: | MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So, next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-
terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Muslims, and, to demonstrate they think it is okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your
side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
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Xophertony
Rodeo Queen
Joined: 13 Oct 2005
Posts: 5306
Location: Portland, Oregon.
1988 Pontiac GTA
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that just weeds out Muslims. crap like this promotes bigotry "all Muslims are terrorists" etc...
funny though, but i hate myself for laughing. dammit Rodney.  
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Quasi-Traction
"I have petals"
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 3873
Location: stumptown
1986 Chevrolet Camaro Berlinetta
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I think I"ll have a hard time talking my woman into doing that unless she consumes the entire said six pack.
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Jenn
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Joined: 03 Feb 2007
Posts: 362
Location: hangin with my boys
1987 Pontiac Firebird
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bring her down here, she and I can fight terrorists together! 
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BigDaddyVu
12sec Club
Joined: 31 Jan 2004
Posts: 1118
Location: Spokane, Wa
1986 Chevrolet Camaro Z/28
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| Like on bob and tom show "shirtless girl" riding her hooter scooter fighting crime. |
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