Cascade Crew

[Jenn]

TODAY'S ECONOMY

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock
one year ago you would now have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
$1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg


A recent study found the average American walks about 900
miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on the average,
22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average,

Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

[rjmcgee]

LMAO!!!

[cameron7710]

[GREG DAVIDSON]

[brandyland]

I support that!

[Quasi-Traction]

I must be really efficent.

I walk to work at least 5 days a week and its a 1/4 mile either way, plus walking while @ work, I'm sure I'll walk over 900 miles in two months time. Plus my recreational walks.

and I drink at least a 12 pack (sometimes two!) in a weeks time.