Cascade Crew

Dewey316

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,224401,00.html

Hmm, my cell phone is about 5" from the "Boys", I keep it in my front pocket.

Demon · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:37 pm Post subject:

so in theory... you can have all the unprotected sex you want, and as long as there is a cell phone within a few inches and its active, any of the swimmers who might be able to reach and fertilize the egg, will suddenly become retarded and start bumping into themselves and not get too far...

O_o

Schultzy89GTA · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:23 pm Post subject:

ummm, you actually have to 'touch' a girl to reproduce John. One step at a time big guy.

Pokey pokey

I keed, I keed.

Lil Angel

-Schultzy

Dewey316 · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:26 pm Post subject:

Twilightoptics · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:41 pm Post subject:

You realize this is fox news right?

Dewey316 · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:44 pm Post subject:

Twilightoptics · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:44 pm Post subject:

Dewey316 · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:46 pm Post subject:

QwkTrip · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:43 pm Post subject:

They focus on cell phones and ignore the fact that any man who has enough free time to spend 4 hours a day yacking on a cell phone probably can't get a date anyway and has a lifestyle not very compatible with reproduction.

Typical misuse of statistics. Somebody got published because they have a statistical correlation but they talk like it's a cause-effect relation. Did you know that an increase in ice cream sales goes hand-in-hand with an increase in shark attacks? It's true. They should stop selling ice cream.

Quasi-Traction · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:19 pm Post subject:

aaron_sK · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject:

That "study" is a couple of years old now. I'm suprised it took good ol' Fox this long to jump on it.

RSFreak · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:59 pm Post subject:

Schultzy89GTA · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:03 pm Post subject:

The use of Dr. Evil quotes denotes an attempt to be polite.

-Schultzy

mrpopo573 · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:59 pm Post subject:

To reproduce you have to be socially "available," which would imply a communication device. Such as a Cellphone. Which in turn is killing your ability to reproduce. So when the child pops out and it doesn't look like you, remember why....

"It's The Network"

-The Razr

85 T/A WS6 · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:57 pm Post subject:

I put mine on vibrate and toss it down my shorts

Schultzy89GTA · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:09 pm Post subject:

aaron_sK · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:08 pm Post subject:

Thanks for sharing....

mrpopo573 · Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:03 pm Post subject: