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rjmcgee · The Hammer Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 2328

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses
> of mass destruction.
>
> The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
> little purple hearts to appear on screen.
>
> The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive, with NO memory
>
> The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and
> re-counting
>
> The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
>
> The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
> e-mails everyone about what it did
>
> The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
> will be back
>
> The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
>
> The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then
> slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
>
> The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Hard Disks can no longer be inserted
>
> The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
> doesn't care
>
> The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
>
> The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
> floppy ... then discards it through Windows

aaron_sK · Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:12 pm Post subject:

rjmcgee · The Hammer Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 2328

Dewey316 · Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:20 pm Post subject:

Yeah, those are darn funny!