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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:26 pm Post subject: lift and separate |
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Dear QwkBert...and DuckBert,
I am having some "support" issues, I just can't seem to find a brassiere that adequetly supports my large bewbs.
any advise?
sincerely,
bouncin bewbies |
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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Dear bouncin bewbies,
There is a product that will solve your problem. It's perfect for you. Good news is that Wiggins Milking Supplies has it on sale right now for just $70 ranging in sizes from medium to XXL.
http://www.wigginsinc.com/Milking%20Supplies.htm
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:58 am Post subject: |
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I am dissapointed in my engineer friend on this one. I turned to the internet also for ways to help this poor woman. My search failed to bring up dairy cows (your search results are disturbing Qwkbert ), but instead I wound up spending the last 14 hours oberving naked women on the internet. I wish somebody would have told me that kind of stuff was on there. So here I sit at 2am, right arm completely numb, and I think I have the answer.
The first thing that needs to happen is to thoroughly examine the problem, for this I am going to have to take a real hands on approach. Measurements will be needed as well as a little road test down a bumpy road in my pickup truck to observe unwanted movement. Will also need to observe how these knockers respond to tempature changes, garden hoses, and whipped cream.
After all of this, and if I am still interested in helping, I will use my expertise in cargo sercurement to help you choose the correct undergarment for you and you ginormous sweater kittens. Hopefully this lifts your spirits.
My arm is still numb, I hope I don't go blind.
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